Renovated Home for Sale in the Carolina Mountains. Includes Fish.
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RARE opportunity in the Mountains of North Carolina!
NEWLY RENOVATED - WATERFRONT (RIVER/STREAM)) - ACREAGE - FINISHED BASEMENT
This BEAUTIFUL, three-bedroom, two-bath house nestled near a gorgeous river was wholly gutted and renovated with modern flourishes to live out your mountain living dreams.
Imagine yourself on the covered back deck, high and dry, as you enjoy dinner with a stunning river view while wildlife frolics in the surrounding fields—spacious enough for parties and those pesky, uninvited guests to enjoy. ;-)
You’ll find an open kitchen with brand-new stainless steel appliances. Top Rated. Energy efficient, and yes, that picture is correct, a Gas-burning CHEF’S STOVE! The center island is PERFECT for a glass of wine after a long hike, with ample space for friends and family to congregate as they watch you slave away on dinner.
The newly finished basement will be the IDEAL hangout spot when the weather turns to yuck and the outside is too wet for fun. Throw a party! Watch the big game! Or turn it into a playroom the kids won’t use!
BRAND-NEW five-star energy-efficient furnace installed last week. A tankless water heater that will keep the warm water flowing no matter how long you leave it running!
You’ll rise with the sun in the eastern-facing master bedroom. Plenty of space for a king-size bed and a cavernous walk-in closet with built-in shelves and hanging rods for every shoe and item of clothing you own.
With a whole acre of land (the property line goes right up to the river!), you’ll have your little kingdom to dominate—plenty of space for a gargantuan garage or, if feeling less selfish, a playground.
30-45 minutes from your doorstep are some of the state's best trails, including a hike to Mount Mitchell, the tallest mountain east of the Mississippi (you can also drive right to the top of it). And Great Smoky Mountain National Park is less than an hour's drive away!
But you don’t have to leave home to enjoy nature!
ANIMAL SIGHTINGS ARE COMMON: Deer will feed in the fields across the river, Bears will venture down from the mountains, and the fishing here is GREAT! The previous owner knew all the great spots; eventually, you’ll find them too!!
The circle of life is fully displayed on this slice of North Carolina paradise!!! Schedule a tour today and make your mountain dreams a reality.
(Price Cut) RARE opportunity in the Mountains of North Carolina! MUST SEE!! SINGLE OWNER!!
NEWLY RENOVATED - MINUTES WITHIN DOWNTOWN AVL - NEW APPLIANCES - FINISHED BASEMENT
A new reduced price for this fantastic property just minutes from AVL and a stone's throw away from great outdoor adventures!
The family went to great lengths to make this home genuinely move-in-ready with no headaches.
NEW French drains!
A radon mitigation system (the only gas you’ll be worrying about is that which your partner passes in bed!)
AND BRAND NEW WINDOWS AND DOORS! You’ll never hear the severe thunderstorms roll through!!
The property has been in the family for five generations, and they are ready to see it in the stewardship of a new owner.
If you’re worried about being stuck out in the sticks, downtown Asheville is only a 10-15 minute drive. Enjoy the refurbished art district or indulge in the city's exquisite cuisine and nightlife. There truly is no other city like it in the US.
Did we mention this home was well taken care of by a single owner, even in the worst of times?
All options are on the table for these sellers WHO ARE READY TO SELL.
DO NOT miss the opportunity to see this place! It's a GEM protruding from the dirt and mud..
The family is ready to move on and has priced this to sell! SEE IT WHILE IT LASTS!!
(Developer Alert) INCREDIBLE opportunity for a DEVELOPER WITH RIGHT VISION!!!
8 - 10 LOTS - WATERFRONT (RIVER/STREAM)) - GRANT MONEY AVAILABLE
DEVELOPERS! If you are looking for an opportunity. THIS IS IT!!!!
Amid AVL’s evolving landscape, this land can be zoned for up to 10 condos/townhouses. A CASH AND GRAB OPPORTUNITY for the right developer with the right vision!
We recognize the daily hurdles - meticulous planning, stringent codes, and relentless pursuit of excellence. What you do is of immense value to our community.
This is a chance to create beyond buildings and bring access to the great outdoors with all the comforts of modern, luxury living to those lucky enough to afford it.
And the GOVERNMENT is ready to foot the bill. The right developer with climate-resilient design and energy efficiency at the top of mind could recoup 60% of their development and building costs.
Reshape what the NEW AVL can be! Be a part of revitalizing the Carolina Mountains so that future generations can enjoy them while they can!
THIS can be a win-win for the people, your portfolio, and the surrounding area. DO NOT WAIT!! We expect a bidding war.
Flood insurance is required.
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Too real. Great work, I really enjoyed reading this :)
I grew up in the mountains of North Carolina and my dad sold real estate up there for over 50 years so everything about this struck a chord!